A bird...pooped on my head

So, I went to the temple with Tootie last Saturday morning. It was very enjoyable. As we were leaving, we walked under a tree and I felt something land on my head. I just thought it was a rain drop so I reached up and brushed it away. When I looked at my head, there was a streak of white on it. I was like "What? No way." And I finally convinced myself that a bird had decided that it need to relieve itself right when I was walking underneath it. Yes. It does happen. I never want it to happen again.